This was mail forward I got a couple of years ago…

Reason why men love UNIX:
$ touch;
$ finger;
$ unzip;
$ strip;
$ mount;
$ mv;
$ halt;
$ mv;
$ halt;
$ mv;
$ halt;
$ mv;
$ halt;
$ mv;
$ halt;
$ mv;
$ halt;
$ mv;
$ halt;
$ mv;
$ halt;
$ mv;
$ halt;
$ core dump;
$ unmount;
$ sleep;
$ ..
and the best thing is.. NO VIRUS!!
Thats why for anything u want to understand in UNIX u have to type
$ man
at the prompt.